Monday, May 12, 2014

Train of thought 13/05/14

It's strange how sometimes things just call out to you. For me it was the ocean-- angry and cobalt blue with shimmers of cerulean peaking out from underneath the sea foam. No matter how busy I felt inside, the ocean would always bring a stillness to my thoughts like clean hands slowly sifting through flour. My mind would feel so content in comparison to the raging waves crashing upon old, worn down rocks pockmarked with time.

Then beneath the surface, life was exploding in the quiet. The ocean was the womb of the world, where life started and where life would most probably end. I could envision shipwrecks broken and sad yet brimming with a new purpose as life grew from within it's long forgotten body. Sometimes I felt like a shipwreck, too: waiting for my new purpose to breathe life into this lonely vessel. Maybe that's why the ocean called out to me. I could hear it's song which was a hum of mysterious long forgotten memories-- all of the earth's history in a single, lingering note suspended in the space between the fog of my breath and the icy cold of the water.

I could feel the salt of the sea in my bones as they ached upon the dampened sand. Grains upon grains upon grains of stone that were once mighty rocks, now fallen and eroded. The echoes of old life hung in the air around me as I looked out into our universe on earth: the ocean, old and lonely as I felt yet brimming with life.

Thursday, January 16, 2014

People who looked like Royal Intergalactic Ambassadors at the 2014 Golden Globes



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Kate Beckinsale
I feel like she is the personification of an organic space ship. I just get those vibes.

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Helen Mirren 
I'm nominating Helen Mirren as Ambassador For Earth!


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Mila Kunis
Yes she is in this category too because that dress+side eye combo deserves nothing less.


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Uma Thurman
Like I can see myself accidentally bowing to her on the street, so she counts for this list.

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Camilla Alves
SHE IS MADE OUT OF THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE
(we are all made out of the fabric of the universe! FUCKIN SPACE, MAN)

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Olivia Wilde
Ha-ha, she's a mother-board, get it?

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Kate Mara
She looks like an alien. Which is rad. Just so rad.

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Gabourey Sidibe
Freaking holographic pearlescent fabric made out of some tropical alien silk, damn. Plus, she just floats.

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Lily Rabe
BAD BITCH LILY RABE FROM UNIVERSE SECTOR NINE Y'ALL

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Lupita Nyong'o
OF COURSE SHE GETS BOTH LISTS. HER DRESS. HAS A. BUILT. IN. CAPE.

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Margot Robbie
Look into her soulless artificial eyes. That, my friends, is an Ambassador-Bot. Representing for the only free A.I only planet this side of our supermassive blackhole.


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Amber Heard
From now on we call her Empress Lilandra. Just sayin'



Harlow x












People who looked like Amazonian Warrior Princesses at the 2014 Golden Globes

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Maria Menounos
Ok, like an intergalactic valkyrie or something? I've decided I need to make an intergalactic golden globes red carpet blog post.

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Elisabeth MossWHAT IS THAT DRESS MADE OUT OF YOU ASK?
DRAGON SCALES THAT'S WOT

image from buzzfeed.comEmilia ClarkeMy eyes can't even figure this dress out it looks so 2D like.. pixels? Argh, maybe like the print of a mighty beast slain? Khaleeeeesi....


image frome buzzfeed.comLupita Nyong'oHER DRESS. HAS A. BUILT. IN. CAPE
For royal swishy business and stealthy getaways in the dead of night.


image from buzzfeed.comLaura DernI don't even think this one needs explaining
but in case it does
she's a motherfrakking battle maiden gracing the field after the war
looking upon the bodies of the fallen
she steps over their carcasses
it is a new day

image from buzzfeed.comAriel WinterWho is this person? Who is she? Because her name is amazing and that dress is amazing-- most likely dyed with the blood of her enemies. Somebody please write some mystery science fiction Nancy Drew in space shit about this girl.

image from buzzfeed.comLizzy CaplanDem's fightin' arms


image from buzzfeed.comEmma ThompsonWhat? You didn't think I'd forget her, did you?

image from buzzfeed.comMila KunisThat side eye is JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SIDE EYE to compliment that dress with a breastplate forged in dragon fire, I guess.

image from buzzfeed.comJessica Chastain
She's like... she's like... a valkyrie's mother or something.
"Children, stop getting out your swords in public! Honestly, these lil' maidens are little shits, they are." *swigs ale*


Harlow x