People who looked like Amazonian Warrior Princesses at the 2014 Golden Globes

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Maria Menounos
Ok, like an intergalactic valkyrie or something? I've decided I need to make an intergalactic golden globes red carpet blog post.

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Elisabeth MossWHAT IS THAT DRESS MADE OUT OF YOU ASK?
DRAGON SCALES THAT'S WOT

image from buzzfeed.comEmilia ClarkeMy eyes can't even figure this dress out it looks so 2D like.. pixels? Argh, maybe like the print of a mighty beast slain? Khaleeeeesi....

image frome buzzfeed.comLupita Nyong'oHER DRESS. HAS A. BUILT. IN. CAPE
For royal swishy business and stealthy getaways in the dead of night.

image from buzzfeed.comLaura DernI don't even think this one needs explaining
but in case it does
she's a motherfrakking battle maiden gracing the field after the war
looking upon the bodies of the fallen
she steps over their carcasses
it is a new day

image from buzzfeed.comAriel WinterWho is this person? Who is she? Because her name is amazing and that dress is amazing-- most likely dyed with the blood of her enemies. Somebody please write some mystery science fiction Nancy Drew in space shit about this girl.

image from buzzfeed.comLizzy CaplanDem's fightin' arms

image from buzzfeed.comEmma ThompsonWhat? You didn't think I'd forget her, did you?

image from buzzfeed.comMila KunisThat side eye is JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF SIDE EYE to compliment that dress with a breastplate forged in dragon fire, I guess.

image from buzzfeed.comJessica Chastain

She's like... she's like... a valkyrie's mother or something.
"Children, stop getting out your swords in public! Honestly, these lil' maidens are little shits, they are." *swigs ale*

Harlow x